PEPPERONI PIZZA & CRUST DIPPER

THE FRIDAY NIGHT TAKEOVER

The pizza is already on the way. The decision has been made. MAH is the one thing standing between an ordinary Friday night and a night worth repeating.

10 MIN

EASY

2-3

DIPPING

INTEL — SUPPLIES

Pepperoni pizza (frozen or delivery)

MAH Sauce to taste

Pizza crust (leftover)

MAH Sauce 1 tbsp

Cream cheese 2 tbsp

FIELD SWAP — Any pizza cleared. MAH is the upgrade, not the base.The pizza does not matter. MAH does.

PHASE SEQUENCE

[01] Heat pizza per instructions.Do not overthink this part.

[02] Drizzle MAH across the surface just before serving.Not before. Not during. Right before.

[03] Mix MAH + cream cheese for crust dip.Rescue every last edge. Leave nothing behind.

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TOP SECRET

Crust dip ratio: 1 part MAH to 2 parts cream cheese. This is classified information. Do not distribute freely.